Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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