Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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