I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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