So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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