I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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