Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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