Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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