It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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