it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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