If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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