She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Randomize
