How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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