No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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