Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
We need to rekindle our bromance
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
