And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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