He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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