I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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