i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
