STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
They have beer where we have blood.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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