Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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