The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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