In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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