just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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