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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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