no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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