Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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