Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Randomize
