awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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