Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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