You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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