In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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