Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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