Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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