Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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