YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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