I hate your face
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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