You smell like a Billy Joel song
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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