The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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