And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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