Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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