I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
how do you play pong handcuffed?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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