Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
