so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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