I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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