me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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