I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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