just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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