Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Non-Jews are for practice
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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