16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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