We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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