is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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