It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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